Are you looking for Bangla Funny SMS or JOKES for sharing someone to laughing? So, you’re at the right place. You can have fun with your friends, family members, boyfriend or girlfriend. We know in many ways we can have fun. But here we will share some Bengali funny SMS and Bangla funny jokes to make a fun time. You will get funny messages in English or you can find some funny videos on YouTube. For expensive reasons, we can not share funny and junky videos, for this, we can easily share funny SMS with our friends or anyone on the small coast. Let’s start our Bangla funny SMS.
রোগ হলে ডাক্তারের কাছে যাও। কারণ ডাক্তার কে খেয়ে বাঁচতে হবে। ঔষধ কেনো, কারণ দোকানদার কেও খেয়ে বাঁচতে হবে। কিন্তু তুমি ঔষধ খেওনা,, কারণ তোমাকেও বাঁচতে হবে।
আমি বলতে চাই- বলতে পারিনাই । আমি জানাতে চাই- জানাতে পারিনাই । আমি বুঝাতে চাই- বুঝাতে পারিনাই । আজ সময় এসেছে তাই বলছি, তুমি আমার বাসাই মুরগি চুরি করতে কেন গিয়েছিলে ? উত্তর দাও…!
ফুলের মাঝে ভ্রমর আসে, নদীর ওপর নৌকা ভাসে, শিশির নাচে সবুজ ঘাসে, রাতের মাঝে জোছনা হাসে। আর কিছু মেয়েদের ভালোবাসায় ফরমালিন আছে।
যেখানে ভালোলাগা, সেখানেই ভালোবাসা। যেখানে ভালোবাসা, সেখানেই প্রেম। যেখানে প্রেম, সেখানেই ব্যাথা। আর যেখানে ব্যাথা, সেখানেই টাইগার বাম মলম।
অদ্ভুত কিছু আবেগ, অজানা কিছু অনুভূতি। অসম্ভব কিছু ভালো লাগা, হয়তো বা কষ্টের ভয়, একাকীত্ব নিরবতা। এই নিয়ে আমাদের টয়লেটে বসে থাকা।
ভেবে ছিলাম তুমি অনেক আপন ” ভেবেছি পাশে থাকবে সারাজীবন ” কেন তুমি ভাংলে আমার মন? আসলেই তুমি একটা ফক্কিনির বাচ্চা, ,,,,
Premika: Tumiki biyer por a amake eto beshi valo bashbe ?
Premik: Keno noy ? amar bibahito meyeder khuboi valo lage.
Premik: Priotoma, ami je kota taka maine pai, biyer por tate ki tomar cholbe ?
Premika: Amar to chole jabe , kintu tumi cholbe kivabe ?
Premik: Ami mone hoy tomake biye korte parbo na.
Premika: keno ?
Premik: Amar basay bepar ta mene nebe na.
Premika: K K ache tomar basay ?
Premik: Amar stri ar dui sontan.
Premik: Kothay jabe, tomar basay naki amar basay ?
Premika: dui jaygatei, tumi amar basay ar ami tomar basay.
Boy: Amiki tomar hat ta dhorbo ?
Girl: Na thak, oita oto vari na, ami nijei boite parbo.
Dui premik-premika thik koreche atto hotta korbe, ek uchu pahar theke prothome chele ti jhap dilo, kintu meyeti dilo na. se chokh bondho kore bollo valobasha ondho.
Edike jhap deyar por cheleti parasut khule bollo, Prokito valobasha kokhono more na.
Here is some bangla funny sms about Doctor and patient, just send these sms to your known some one and give some funny moments. Lets enjoy the funny time.
Doctor: Apnar cheker dat tule diyechi, ebar joldi 500 taka din.
Patient er baba: Kintu apnar fee to 100 taka.
Doctor: apnar cheler chitkare je amar aro 4 ta rugi je vege gelo, sei taka ke debe shuni ?
Patient: Sir, amar somossa holo ami sob kichui duti kore dekhi.
Doctor: Hum, rog ta besh jotil, dekhchi ki kora jay, accha ekhon samner oi khali chair ta te bosun.
Patient: Khali chair to duita kontate boshbo ?
Patient: Sir amar kane ekta machi dhuke geche.
Doctor: Kokhon dukeche ?
Patient: Sokal 7 tay.
Doctor: Ekhon dupur 12 ta baje, apni aro age asen ni keno ?
Patient: Ami vebechilam, sokal 6 tar dike amar kane je mosa ta dhukechilo, machi oita ke kheye ber hobe, kintu ekhon dekhchi mossa machi konotai ber hocche na.
Doctor: Ekhon kemon achen ?
Patient: Valoi, tobe amar chele bolchilo, amar ei oporation er jonno apni onek beshi taka niyechen.
Doctor: Dekhun, apnar cheler kache apnar jibon ta sosta mone hote pare, kintu amai doctor, amar kache rugir jibon oto sosta noy.
Hello, etaki 666 666 666 ?
Pliz amake ekjon doctor deke din, amar angul phone er dial a atke geche.
Funny SMS in Hindi
Brother – The Funny SMS birthday of my GF is tomorrow, what should I give him?
A true friend – Yes, Brother, give him cocks his own.
Pappu – Funny SMS, Man, I have to give him some big gift.
A true Friend – So give him my cock.
Boy: – Why do you marry girls love?
Girl: – It is better to get an unknown sample, you should know that you get screwed!
Girl: – Why do you guys love marriage ..?
Boy: – It is better to meet Anakonda that the previously found serpent gets ..!
Master – beta no love
Student – “fat dies fat pay,
Starving dies on the bread,
Masterji has two daughters and
I die small pies !!! “
Master g unconscious
Madame: At school, Madame: Madam: Today, we will ask some fun puzzles.
Answer: Thinking kids: Jee Madame
Madame: Which is the one which can not be eaten?
Pappu: Pappu began to laugh by holding the stomach
Madam: What happened Pappu? Why are you so laughing?
Pappu: Madam, you do not even know how-to ‘breastfeeding’.
Madame: Incapable, asshole ‘Japan’
Wife – walks to see Sunxi Circus.
Husband – no I’m BG.
Wife – A girl in Circus rides a lion without clothing.
Husband – You are not too stubborn, you are fine. The husband took the ticket for the front seat and sat down. The show of the lion Funny SMS went away but the girl without clothing came. Now the circus show is over.
Husband – you said that a girl would come without clothes.
Wife – I had said without a clothing lion, not a girl. Kasam, read it again …
I do not like two types of girls
1. Not talking to me 😬😬😬😬
2. Talk to other boys 😂😂😂😆😆
Doctor – What’s the disease to you?
Patients – First of all promise you will not smile
Doctor – OK … Promise … The patient showed his legs as thin as sugarcane… The doctor laughed at this … 😃😃
Patient – You promised not to laugh
Doctor – good sorry … tell bother now
The patient – Doctor, this is swelling
Doctor – Hahaha … Part of the party … You came to laugh only … 😂😂😂😆😆😆
Girl with: We do not like the boy
Having a boy: Likes are not even us, what do you do to get out of the house? 😠😠😅😅😅
The beautiful secretary got angry out of the boss’s cabin while giving abusive rage.
The colleagues asked, “Hey, what happened?”
Secretary: The creep was asking if it was free in the evening.
Partner: Then ..?
Secretary: When I said yes, Harami gave me 60 pages of typing. 😅😅😅😃😃
The man standing on the bank’s cashier window told the cashier “There is no money”
Clients: And the two went to Mallya with money, all the money went abroad
The cashier pulled out of the window and pressed his neck and said, “There is no account in your bank account” Beggar 😁😁😁😁
A man was walking on the road, he heard a voice “Wait” and he stopped, only a truck passed by him and his life survived …. He thanked that voice and walked on ………
A few days later, he was passing through a mountainous road, he heard the voice again “Wait” as soon as he stumbled, the next hill fell and his life was saved.
The man again thanked, Who are you, who save my life every time? And where were my wedding times? 🤔🤔🤔
The answer came “The voice I had given at that time was now heard by the DJ or heard the voice
A train was to leave from Ambala to Amritsar.
All the boxes were filled at nine o’clock.
Sanju too climbed but could not find the place until she sat down. Then she made a plan and began to scream “snakes, snakes, snakes,” … 😜
People went off in the other coaches with fear of fear …
Tau hospital got treatment
Nurse: Long breath
Tau breathed a long time
Nurse: how Funny SMS does it feel
Tau: It’s been fun to have a pair of perfumes.
Bantu: This message spreads on Whatsapp in Punjab – “Curfew is going to happen, petrol pump will remain closed, keep your cars full”
All the Punjabi trains were taken in the lane line,
An old man screamed – Hey donkeys, when curfew is to be seen, then what will the carts drive in their own bedroom, then what …
Lines were leased out of the pump and … .🤣🤣🤣
Interviewer: Risk Taking Capacity How much is your …
Candidate: Sir god has requested the same wife even in the next birth.
Sanjana reached for a driving license for the third time
officer – If you are your husband on one side and your brother is on the other side what will you do?
Sanjana – Husband
officer – Hey madam, you tell me the third time that you will break
Judge: How did you steal the house while being a boss?
Thief: Sahib, your job is also good, salari is also good, then what will you do after learning all this?
Sanju: Papa, I like a girl, I want to marry her
Papa: Does that also please you?
Sanju: Yes, yes
Papa: I can not make her daughter-in-law to the girl who likes this
First friend: oyee hear the result of 2nd year came?
Second friend: Yeah came and talked to me
First friend: Why?
Second friend: Because now I am your senior
Sanju went to meet his father’s girlfriend …
Girl’s father: – I do not want my daughter to spend her whole life with a stupid person …
Sanju: – Just uncle, that’s why I came to take him from here
Let’s shoe … .de sandal … .😂😁😂😁
Mantu: Why is your eye swollen?
Bantu: Yesterday I was carrying a cake on my wife’s birthday
Mantu: But what is the relation between its eyes?
Bantu: My wife’s name is austerity but the stupid shopkeeper of the cake wrote “Happy Birthday Problem” 😂😁😂😁
Funny sms in Hindi
Shopkeeper: I showed you one sandal of the shop, now there is no one left.
Female: What’s in the front box?
Shopkeeper: Sister, a bit of mercy, there’s my lunche in
See how Hindi saves our energy and time:
In english: I am sorry, I can not hear you properly, can you please repeat what’s the matter?
In hindi: “are” 😝😜😝
The bicycle hit a man and said, brother, brother, you are very fortunate.
Man: One, you hit me and above me you’re saying luck.
Two neighbors were talking among themselves
First neighbor: You know that I have not had any children for 24 years
Second neighbor: Then what did you do? 😮😮😮
First neighbor: When I was 24, then the family members went and got me married again and went there again.
The second neighbor is recruited in the ICU
Nowadays, mosquitoes are more responsible than children.
Come home Funny SMS even when it comes in the evening 😬😝😜
Your blood in blood, your blood in the heat …. Above the sun in the middle of the earth May aur june 😂😁 O God
Sanju: Today saved facebook
Rahul: How? what happened ?
Sanju: Today was the birthday of the wife.
Son-in-law from your mother-in-law: there is no talk of your daughter.
SaaS: Yes, son knows only then there is no kind of boy found.
Shopkeeper: Tell me, what do you want?
Rahul: The dog that wants to be a cake for his future wife
Shopkeeper: Eat here or pack it 😬😝😜
The way the bank is putting new charge everyday, that day is not far …When Funny SMS you move from the front of your bank and your face falls into the CCTV, ₹ 101 faces will be cut off from your account!Sanju, tell your little maid niece tomorrow, why does the cat pull the tail?
Niece: because the tail is his, whatever he pleases.
Tuition Master: Donkey, why did not you homework?
Sanju: Talk to Tameez, do you talk like this to the customer?
There was a beating of Sanju.
Bantu: Waiter, drink such a tea, which pheres and starts to dance
Waiter: Sir, we have buffalo milk, not a serpent.
Sanju: Panditji, what can I do to get a handsome girl?
Panditji: Start the work of applying a henna outside a mall … 😂😝😂
Sanju: Today I have brought 3 onions for 5 rupees from the vegetable
Sanju: The vegetable gave an onion of 5 rupees …. One ran away from the trunk and ran away;
Baburaoo: Ai Raju … Today my dog gave the egg …
Raju: When did she get an egg from …
Baburao: It is Baburao’s style, Ray Baba … the name of his chicken is named Kuti ….
A sting was beaten by his son …
Neighbors: Why are you being beaten up to the child …?
Bania: I told him to leave 1-1 stair climbing, slippers will be less …! The unfortunate 2-2 stair climbed, Pajama torn off …!
In the morning, a woman was seeking fruits in English with her fruitful words – “Give me some destroyed husband”
It took an hour to understand that he was asking for “Nashati”.
Banyan – Dr. Sahab’s diarrhea has been frustrating 😞
Doctor-how cool it is?
Banyati – Understand that you can rinse it with 😛😛😀😊😂😜
In the backdrop of the trains written in India, “your face is dark”
Believe it if it was the reality. So far our country would have been the West Indies.
Employee: Hello Boss, I’ve got caught by the Territory, cut off both hands, bruised my eyes, kidneys removed
Boss: Take a look. If possible, today, Audit is today. 😝😝😝
An engineering student stood on the roof.
Only then a neighbor: then what son has thought of now?
Student: Just uncle, after filling the tank, I will turn the motor.
Humble request to biscuit makers:
First of all, please reduce the size of Mario Biscuit or see the people of the cup making company once talking.
The second Parle G is requested to add a little Ambuja cement to the solution of biscuit. After getting drunk in the tea, after taking a sip, he takes suicides in the same cup.
What is marriage: Marriage is a coalition in which two people make a whole lifetime effort to solve problems that were never before.
Just as Megie was checked, Fair & Lovely should also be checked …
After six weeks counting counting college age, girls became girls with children … but did not accumulate. ….
Successful child, from Bornvita,
Men from Rajnigandha and
Women are from Fair and Lovely ….
The rest of the degree – Vigi is all the charming brother … 😏😏😂😂😂😁
Munna was born in the house of Bhai
Circuit: Brother, now all the boys in the village will hit this line
Munna: Do not worry, you will keep his name as sister. 😂😂😂😁
Dog: Tomorrow my boss caught a thief at 2:30 p.m.
Second dog: Where were you?
The first dog: The dog is not the person who keeps running the net all night …. I was sleeping comfortably.😂😂😂😁
Husband – what kind of dal is made? There is no salt, not chilli, it is absolutely faint.
You are engaged in mobile all day, you do not know what to do, do not you?
Wife- (showing the cylinder) First you have to eat food by keeping it in the mobile side, from the time I am watching … drowning in water and eating roti.
A buck bought a pack of cigarettes
The warning was written – smoking can lead to diarrhea.
Went back to the shop “which package
Given brother !! ??
Give it to cancer “
Best Funny SMS
Teacher – any one of Rahim is Doha
Pappu – sir i do not come
Teacher – the more you come, the more
Pappu – Never thirsty drink water,
What is the benefit of giving a quote later?
Teacher – sit down, beating on duty.
Boy: hello uncle
Is Simran home?
Uncle: Yes ….
What work is bol
Boy: Tell Him “Go Simran Go
Live your life “
Biwi: – I hear you
What do you say in the english
Husband: – Unmarried
Biwi: – Give cylinder, give tonga, give fukni …
From our maiden to our madam
Bid: – Do you remember us … ??
We said: If it was so easy to remember ‘Pagli’
Do not go top in tenth … !!!
The interviewer asked: What is your name … ???
Applicant: Vijay Dinanath Chauhan … !!!
Interviewer: But in the form you have your name Virendra Singh
Applicant: Then why are you taking a taste …?
TT: – This is a box of people with disabilities.
You are traveling … ???
Pappu: Yes, this is with me … !!
TT: – It’s so common.
Pappu: – Yes, but this lame is common …
Once Pappu made the clockmaker
Asked, “What to do to fix this clock …?”
Clockwork: – Half of the price you have, giving half of it.
The next day when the watchman asked Pappu for his hard work
So Pappu slapped him two …
Watch: What did you do …. ??
Pappu: – Nothing, when I insisted on taking the clock,
So my father slapped me four. smile.png
When a married man says that
He will tell you by thinking and straightening it
He will tell his wife by asking …
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